Pokerteer Mission Implausible
Its time to heat things up and get these guys working! If they think I am going to sit around here sweating over an excel spreadsheet for the next week while they swan around in Vegas whoopin’ it up they have another thing coming!
Similar to the evils of the Big Brother task (eww reality sidesways spitting), I’m setting Team PPP (Karl, Ross and Orla) individual missions whilst in Las Vegas!
These are their missions if they choose to accept them (**If they don’t they get the boot and can swim home to Ireland, wearing nothing but a sequined tutu and pair of mickey mouse slippers!)
Ross, your mission if you choose to accept it** is to run around Las Vegas in a mankini! (Rules: away from the prying eyes of young children! Photo required as proof of mission accomplishment, Mankini must be returned WASHED to management!)
Orla, your mission if you choose to accept it** is to score Patrik Antonius. (Rules: away from the prying eyes of young children! Photo required as proof of mission accomplishment - hmmm…I think we’ll need to define “to score” at a later date on this one!)
Karl, your mission if you choose to accept it** is to sport a pair of butt-less chaps and a golfing umbrella attached to your forehead and walk 50 metres of the Las Vegas Strip at noon singing “I’m a yankie doodle dandy.” (Rules: Photo and taped recording required as proof of mission accomplishment. After completion of this mission you must pack the chaps into your suit case (unwashed) and return them to Dublin) (clearly I hate you the mostest..)
The first Pokerteer to achieve his/ her mission will win 1 million VDN (Vietnam Dong) (€50!!!). The last is sacked..
over and out!
(this post will implode, eat itself, regurgitate and then explode after 5 seconds…..)