Caption Competition!
Turn your back for two minutes and those mischievous little Paddy Points have cleared your desk for a minature Irish Open!
Reply to this post with your funniest caption and we will reward the best one with a $23.50 Rio Jackpot tournament token! You have until Sunday to submit your caption, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!
April 4th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
“Jaysus lads, I told you live poker was rigged, sure even the feckin’ dealer is on tilt!”
April 4th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
No Dealz!!!
April 4th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
“Mick ya spanner, no wonder yer stack is so shite yer supposed to put the head phones in yer ears!”
April 4th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
“Well, I’ve got 2 and 3 of clubs, my favourite hand…that’s a whole heap of runner-runner draws…ALL-IN-SKI!”
April 4th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
here lads have any of you seen Dessie lately?
April 4th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
who? is that Dessie in the transit van?
April 4th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
“Is that bertie holding his cards close to his chest?”
April 5th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Damn it, gotta get new glasses, thought I had suited A’s in the hole
April 6th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
You dont have to be from texes to play in the PaddyPower Irish Open
April 6th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
You dont have to be from Texas to play in the PaddyPower Irish poker open !
April 6th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
“Just aswell the irish poker open is held only once a year.
Im turning black from all the Guinness im drinking.”
April 6th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
“Anyone got rizla`s”?
April 7th, 2008 at 6:54 am
Cigarette for a cue, chips for balls, funny shape table, this new form of snooker is “The Nuts”
April 7th, 2008 at 9:25 am
anyone seen the deck of cards? what sort of amateur photoshoot was this?!
April 7th, 2008 at 10:22 am
“Does it look like we have skins”?
April 7th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Pfft if you had seen the paddy point attempting to weild the camara you wouldnt be so quick to judge, and clearly he had to stand on the deck to take the picture!
April 7th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Right, we’ll decide on the token winner this afternoon, although to be honest it would be more of a decision to select the worst entry than the best! Any other entries?
April 7th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Buzz & woody just phoned. They`re on the way. Id say there drunk.
They said it was snowing outside.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:42 am
“I thought the saying was “chip and a chair”, obviously PPP are to tight to follow through the chair part and want to make us, over worked under paid chips, suffer!!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Deaker says “keep the noinse down lads, the boys in the office need to concentrate on their online games while we are playing”
April 7th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
D1antheman1, your 1st entry is the winner! PPP does not believe in chairs, Im currently perched on a rusty can writing this post
A tournament token is on its way to you Dan!
April 7th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
cheers iona paul, will play that tonight ;0), i will email paddy and try and get you some new chairs
April 8th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
‘’What'’ The open is over? why didn’t someone tell us, so embarressing, hide lads
April 8th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
New player to the right, JOHN PLAYER, he’ got a blue
April 10th, 2008 at 10:02 am
You’ll find all types of people playing in the Paddypower Irish open…..even fags!!!!
April 10th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Bum deal. Yer man got 3 cards!
April 11th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
IPOD CHIP :: Thats it !!! Im not playing anonther hand till he takes his cards down from his face….. he’s shaggin teasing me….