Paddy Whacked out of his own tournie, what a crock-ett227!
There were 146 runners in last night’s Paddy Whacker tournament, all gunning for the mythical Paddywhacker0. It is a hard life here at Paddy Tower, making sure the card-o-matic connects to dealerbot-ALPHA and that both are hooked up to whatchamacallitron and integrated with the interwebmatrix, just so that our treasured players get all the poker they need whenever and wherever they are!
Now think of the added pressure of playing in the Paddy Whacker game, knowing that despite your efforts to provide the superior poker experience, those you care the most about are rubbing their hands with glee at the thought of knocking you out. Imagine the mental trauma!
Yes, a hard life indeed - despite all the pressure, Paddywacker0 battled most of the way through the field last night, only falling in 37th place after being knocked out by crockett227, who earns himself a tasty $100 bonus for eliminating the pride of Paddy Tower. See if you can do the same next week - be warned, I’ve instructed dealerbot-ALPHA to keep one metallic finger on the bright red DOOMSWITCH ‘re-randomizer button’ on the poker control panel during next week’s tournament and to press repeatedly if anyone tries to take our man down…