Well done to player gambitbeer, who snagged $25k earlier in the week for winning five Maui Jackpot $5 Sit’N'Gos in a row! A pretty tasty reward, I think you’ll agree! We had a winner of the Rio jackpot last year who snagged over $40k - those jackpot wins are very sweet when they roll around! I’ve never won more than three STTs in a row, so winning five would be a major achievement for me, even ignoring the jackpot - not sure I could ignore that much cash though!
On to our Caption Competition…

Above we see the emminently dignified Paddy Power, getting ready to announce the start of the Irish Open 2009. Can you think of a funny caption to use?
Remember to leave your screen name so I can credit your account if you win; there is a $27.50 Irish Winter Festival satellite token up for grabs for the winner!
Good luck to all those playing our big guarantee MTTs over the weekend and to those trying to qualify for the IWF Sole Survivor promo by winning a ticket in the IWF Super Sat on Sunday evening. I’m going to London for the weekend so no poker for me!

June 11th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Paddy “…2 blokes walk into a bar…..they must have been pissed ’cause I would of seen it!”
Amanda Holden…..Bzzzzzzzz
Simon Cowell………Bzzzzzzzz
Piers Morgan………Bzzzzzzzz
June 11th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Im supposed to say something but all I can think of is
blah blah blah blah blah
June 11th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Paddy is humming away his version of a Sister Sledge classic to himself,
“I’m lost in poker;
caught in a trap.
No turning back. I’m
lost in poker.
I’m lost in poker. Feel so alive.
I quit my nine-to-five.
I’m lost in poker.”
June 11th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
you can picture the thought bubble over his head and in it,
“there goes that Kara Scott, I’d love to bang the arse off her!”
June 12th, 2009 at 10:35 am
nobody told me i would have to call the numbers out when i launch my online bingo site oh well 2and 5 25 on its own number 6
June 12th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
“Paddy is saying $25,000, whose idea was this and who is being fired to cover it this time?”
June 13th, 2009 at 7:39 am
come on guys this is not the grand national, 4 false starts, lets try again,
tony g. please shut up this is the irish open not the wsop, lol
June 15th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Paddy is thinking “Kara Scott and Jennifer Tilly together at last, all my dreams are coming true, now only if Mike ‘the mouth’ Matsow was here it would be perfect”
June 15th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Paddy is thinking “Look how 1920’s I am in my pin striped suit now where is my tommygun?”
June 15th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Paddy is thinking ” I really wish i had written the speech down”
June 16th, 2009 at 1:11 am
He is thinking” Maybe i should have went to the toilet before i came up here!”
June 16th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
sorry no royal ascot specials this year
June 17th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Cute and Cuddly boys, cute and cuddly
(if you dont get it, watch the film madagasgar)
June 18th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Two winners of the $27.50 IWF satellite tokens this week - breakinbrennan and damilu - well done to both of you!